Thursday, March 4, 2010

Pon De Foley - Ludachrist Remix

Download MP3 HERE!

After its huge debut on the Mad Decent Blog, Ludachrist's newest experiment, Pon De Foley, has the internets up in arms. Is it a joke? Is it serious? All of us here at the Church of Ludachrist know that this is all just a part of His game plan to keep the world talking about the glory that is our savior, the almighty LUDACHRIST! His power is steadily growing stronger and stronger with this recent release, and his second coming is growing near. Go forth and spread the word my brothers and sisters! Please share with us where you have spotted "Pon De Foley", DJ sets? Radio? Blogs? It's surprising the world all the powerful people across the planet who have become believers! Nothing can stop us my friends, the end is near, and a glorious beginning awaits us in His kingdom!

In the meantime watch this video!

Thursday, July 9, 2009


"It will happen suddenly and unexpectedly as far as the world is concerned. Now, brothers, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labour pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape" (1 Thess. 5:1-3).

We are aware that many of the brothers and sisters of our Church have been restless. Wondering when our Lord will return to us and shower us with his golden warmth. The time draws near!

The two disciples of our lord, Jacob and Nicholas, have returned from a long journey. They claim to have spoken to our Lord through prayer and hallucinations. This journey has taken them close to 2 years and many hundereds of hours of dedication!
Let it be known to every man, woman, and child that they have indeed written and finished another testament to our Lord.


When will our ears be blessed with the scripture you ask? Fear not, the time is just approaching. However, this next chapter in the book of our savior, will be introduced in such magnificent jubilation, that it will overshadow ALL false prophets. We need to show to the world and our Lord that we are faithful to only him.

"It has been written that all his steaming glory will fall onto the faces and chests of those who oppose Him!"

The disciples have given us only this:

"This next testament will have two parts, of course the first part will be more hymns and music! These have enabled our Church to grow to what it is today. However, this masterpiece will improve on our last tenfold, in every way any mortal could concieve! The second part of the testament will be a visual component, with moving pictures, to intensify the experience and tell the story of our Lord, his kingdom, our disciples, and our Church. We are certain that once these chapters unfold, the world cannot deny the irrevocable greatness of our Lord and Savior LUDACHRIST!"

So, Brothers and Sisters, spread the word tell everyone in your town, village, or city that we only need wait a while longer before we are blessed with what is sure to be the most powerful testament to our Lord mankind has ever witnessed!
Before we leave you, we must give praise to a member of our church, GRYM from the Seattle, WA chapter of our church for submitting his T-Shirt design and winning the "Ludachrist T-Shirt Design Competition"! You can purchase the shirt from one of our sponsors: Negative Media Corporation.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Legend of Curtis EP FREE DOWNLOAD! + T-Shirt design competition!

A message from Ludachrist:

Thank you all for joining us in this service of worship to our mighty lord, Ludachrist. We have spent many months praying to our lord to guide us forth and it appears our prayers have been answered. We received a message from our savior in a dream late last night. It's been made clear to us that it is time for a new Chapter to open in the holy testament (aka NEW ALBUM) . It has been predicted this chapter will unite all of his followers under one church and recruit many newcomers as well. He has demanded that as Priests of his Church, we begin traveling to more cities, much more frequently. We have made a promise to our lord that once we've translated this new holy testament and released it to his followers, we will depart on a cross country crusade to preach His new gospel! We plan to expand our sermons across the country with brand new material, an even more exciting stage show, and lots of extras. No sermon is the same twice. To our followers in Los Angeles and Seattle we will be making an appearance very soon. Be prepared, and spread the word to all of your friends and families to ensure they attend. For more info on all the newest information on this exciting new development (aka NEW ALBUM) and upcoming sermons (aka TOUR DATES) near you!

In celebration of this most glorious occasion, we've decided to release the final chapter in the first testament "Bangfest" free of charge to you. Please help us spread this around as much as possible! Repost this bulletin, post on your local message-boards, give to your fellow DJ! Spread the word!


The Legend of Curtis EP

Chapter 1 - Legend of Curtis

Chapter 2 - Soul on Ice

Chapter 3 - New World Hustler

Long, Long time ago the land of South Jamaica was in an age of chaos.
In the midst of this chaos, in a little neighborhood in the land of Queens, a legend was born. His name was Curtis.

Ludachrist proudly presents a 3 part fantasy street tale of great treasures, beautiful princesses, weapons of great power, and heart pounding adventures. Join us on a magical journey into the world of illusion, where imagination runs wild and the unlikely hero rises the ranks to become the ruler of his kingdom. Experience the challenge of endless adventure!

and next up.......

T-Shirt Design Competition!

Ludachrist is looking for talented artists to create a new shirt design in anticipation of the new Ludachrist album currently in production. We call upon our church to use your imaginations and artistic skills to help spread the gospel.

Contest info and guidelines:
• Contest deadline is October 20th 2008
• Submit entries to
• Submit entries in either .jpg or .pdf format
• 300 dpi and highest quality possible
• The name "Ludachrist" must appear on the shirt, duh
• Clever or funny catch phrase optional, but highly recommended

Prize information:
Winner will receive $100 upon selection
Winner will receive 1 "You better Axe Somebody" T Shirt and 5 shirts with their chosen design.
Winner will receive guest list for life to any ludachrist show.

Ludachrist lives on the internet:

- LC

P.S. - Feel free to re-post this bulletin!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Ghost Busta Rhymes


Since the release of our debut mix Bangfest, we've received an unexpected amount of mail from you all requesting tracks from the mix for you to play out in your DJ sets. So after a bit of deliberation, we decided, why not? So believe it or not, the one track that we got the most requests for is "Ghost Busta Rhymes". Why? Maybe it's the nostalgic qualities the track holds, or maybe it's the uplifting lyrics. I think part of the reason the song is so popular, is that Ray Parker Jr. is preaching a universal truth. He knew exactly what was on our minds, "...Bustin' makes me feel good." And it still does.

Bust away,

Friday, May 16, 2008

Monday, November 26, 2007


Greetings fellow Worshipers,
The time has come once again to offer up to you another .mp3 for your DJing/listening/worshiping pleasure! Right click/save as on the single cover "Se-bast-I-Am" another in demand track off the "Bangfest" album. The track features elements from SebastiAn's "Ross Ross Ross" and Timbaland's "The Way I Are" to create a hipster decimating dancefloor anthem.

or follow this link: Se-bas-I-Am.mp3

Sunday, November 25, 2007


Download BANGFEST - Ludachrist's NEW ALBUM in 320kbps FOR FREE!

To download just: RIGHT CLICK/SAVE AS


1. Get on my Axel 1:27

2. Polar Bears in Africa 1:08

3. Toto 2 Hot 0:33

4. East vs. West vs. Bitches 0:55

5. Suck that news, Tiger 1:16

6. Hey you! Get down on the floor 2:15

7. Take on Me 0:46

8. The Golden Era 1:29

9. Metallitroy 1:06

10. Lunchbag 0:38

11. Predators 0:49

12. The Windows of Justice 1:15

13. Ghost Busta Rhymes 1:53

14. Only the Strong Eat Cake and get Hypnotized 1:44

15. Meet me in the Grind 1:15

16. Rock me Child 0:57

17. Cult of Brutality 0:21

18. Interlude 0:44

19. Dire Straight Bitches! 2:19

20. We are your Hoes 2:13

21. No Love 1:11

22. Owner of a Lonely .44 0:50

23. Daft Effect 0:57

24. Headbanger 1:35

25. The Swarm 2:59

26. The Legend of Curtis 1:49

27. Soul on Ice 1:52

28. Detatchable Pinky 1:46

29. Splash D's 1:43

30. The Pigs are Here 1:08

31. Se-bast-i-Am 2:01